Scholar

"I thought we were working on the spaceship today."
"Later. Think they have anything by Danielle Steele?"
"Oh boy."

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Unicycle

"I don't have knees."
"Looks to me like gravity bit you in the butt."
"I don't have a butt either."
"Well NOW you don't."

#alienproblems

Gigantic fingers, tiny nostrils.

In The Doghouse

"I could help you with that tractor beam."
"Forget it. I saw you sitting on my water dish and now you're dead to me."

"Um...Do you mind?"

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Alien In An Apron

‎"They have conceded my superiority. Cooking and cleaning are positions of honor on Earth."
"Dude. You got played."